Monday, November 12, 2012

Monday Musings With Sassy: Diets

Kitties – Mommie broke the news to us today that due to my “issues” with treats (think yakking), that this house was going to become a treat free home.  Now this was okay with the Spotted Airhead because I don’t know, something about keeping her model slim figure and bling-bling sizing, but IT IS NOT OKAY with me!  I have decided that if Mommie is going to put me on a diet, then I am putting her on a diet.  So Mommie, here are the new rules:

 
Sassy:  No more chocolate!  Wait hang on a minute, I have to go get Mommie, after hearing the no chocolate thing, she is now trying to jump out the window.
Mommie:  Okay, apparently, jumping out a window when you live in a one story house is not always successful. 

Sassy:  No more chips and french fries! 
Mommie:  Hey, wait, wait, can you even eat a sandwich with out chips???  What will I eat in place of sandwiches? 
Sassy:  Salad.  But no dressing, croutons or cheese. 
Mommie:  Now really Sassy, do I look like a rabbit?
Sassy:  Well, now that you mention it, your ears are larger than normal and pink…….

 Sassy:  Because of high blood pressure, no more salt!  And kitties, since the woman puts salt even on her watermelon and apple slices, this will be hard.
Mommie:  What, salted fruit is delish!

 So Mommie, I am willing to negotiate on this.  I will trade you a bag of chips for a bag of treats….
BWAH, BWAH!!!!  MOL!!!

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Kitties – be sure to tune in on Wednesday for the Hot Mancat of the Blogosphere this week.  The featured mancat received more nominations for this title than any other mancat.  He really has a devoted (and vocal!) ladycat following!!!  Can you guess who?

20 comments:

Mr. Black said...

Sorry to hear that there are no more treats for you.

P.S. Salt always brings out the sweetness in fruit.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

NO TREATS!? DIET?
You want to get in your tunnel and teleport over? We have LOTS of treats here. And home made too!

Brian said...

Oh dear! Now you know why diet is a four letter word!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

sassy...tell yur mom ewe will bee mor N happee ta haza diet

flounder, tuna samiches, trout, mackeral, snapper, whitefish, salmon....just KNOT BURD.......coz this stuff iz ALL good......

N sneekin sum treets yur way now two.....


Katnip Lounge said...

We think your Mom ought to give you real meat treats! That way she can keep her chocolate.
And sanity.

CATachresis said...

Sassy, your negotiating skills are phenomenal!

PeeEss Tell your mom that my mom says that himalayan salt crystal is actually good for you and tastes wonderful!!

Love Austin xx

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Allie: you TOO?? I told Mother every time she reached for one of those Dark Chocolate Raisins from Trader Joe's that I got one of my treats. Hrmpf. Let me know if it worked for YOU. Not so well over here....

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Hmmm, what a clever idea... we should try this with the Rumbledad when he says we get too many treats (Rumblemum says we get just the right amount of treats. This is why we love her best.)

FURKIDSMOM said...

Salt on fruit? You just gave our (salt addicted) Mom an idea!!

The Florida Furkids

Nerissa said...

Could it be Spitty, perhaps?

Oh, and the peep was feeling super-duper sorry for your mom until she heard 'bout the salt on the fruit thing. Really? My peep adds sugar to stuff. She needs the sweetness, I think. purrs

Derby, Ducky said...

Do you yak on all treats? Derby yak's when he gets Temptations, but not Greenies or Natural Sensations. Should you try other treat brands?

The Island Cats said...

We like your way of compromising, Sassy. We hope you get to keep your treats.

The Cat From Hell said...

poor Sassy! Yous yacks Treats!?!
And Kozmo is thinking the mancat is him, but me KNOWS it is His Kingliness - SPITTY!
Kisses
Nellie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You should have all the treats you please. The Human should just follow you around and hoover up any little stray piles you happen to hork up. Or maaaaaaybeeeeee, she should purchase super, extra-premium, high-quality treats that won't make you, um, barf.

Still, I like your rules for her. Make total sense to me, but my Human is cryin' just thinking about the deprivation.

Sparkle said...

Yes, that SHOULD be a cat rule: if cats can't have treats, neither can humans!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL!!! Sassy, You are awesome!! I hope she makes that trade!

Katie Isabella said...

SPITTY? Is HE the winner?

NO diet for you beautiful girl. You absoluetly do NOT need one.

William said...

At our house, the rule would be 'no more Cheez-Its.'

Oh, wait. We like those too!

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no, not a diet! We hope you can keep your treats.

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

Diet!? Oh no... Mom is talking about puting me (Sherlock) on one.. oh no treats would be so sad :'(
purrrs xx